(c)2009 by Donna Cunningham
The water signs of the zodiac are Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces. They’re reputed to be highly emotional, and they seem to consume more liquids than most people. Jeff Foxworthy has done us a service by telling us how to know if you’re a redneck. In the same vein, here’s how you know you’re a water sign.
If you choose travel partners based on bladder compatibility, you could be a water sign.
If you have an entire cupboard in your kitchen devoted to potables, you could be a water sign.
If the recycling bin is full of empties each week, you could be a water sign.
You could be a water sign if friends who go to the movies with you automatically pack a wad of Kleenex.
You could be a water sign if you go to the funeral of a stranger, and folks assume you’re the mistress.
If you have the power to turn a wedding into a wake, you could be a water sign.