©4-5-2010 by Donna Cunningham, MSW
I enjoy the daily selections on http://www.quotationspage.com/ and include them on my Google startup page. It often seems that the more brilliant quotations capture the essence of some planet or sign, so I’ve taken to saving them. (For more information about the authors and sources of the quotes, click on their names.) I created the cartoons here by tweaking some of the stranger drawings at Clipart.com and adding captions.
Quotes that get to the essence of Uranus:
Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s original, you will have to ram it down their throats. – Howard Aiken
The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn’t there the second time. – Willie Tyler
The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish. – Robert Jackson
Quotes that get to the essence of Mercury:
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses. – Margaret Millar
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once. – Evan Esar
I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there’s evidence of any thinking going on inside it. – Terry Pratchett
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock. – Ben Hecht
Quotes that get to the essence of Venus:
Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves. – Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. – Miss Piggy
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. – Sam Brown
Love can be sordid only if you work at it. – Brooke McEldowney
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. Charles M. Schulz, Charlie Brown in “Peanuts”
Readers: join us in giving astrology lovers something to laugh about this month. Leave jokes in the comment section or send me links to astrological humor on the internet at firstname.lastname@example.org. You’re welcome to borrow the Celebrate National Humor animation. I made it for free here: Logo Design and Button Generator Tool – FlamingText.com.
More Quote Pages on Skywriter:
- Quotes about Saturn’s Issues—Wise Counsel from our Elders
- Uranian Ideas—Exceptional Thoughts about an Exceptional Planet
- Neptunian Musings—Mysterious but Strangely Apt Quotations
- Jumpin’ Jehosephat—Jupiterian Wisdom and Wisecracks
- Mars—What Great Minds say about Its Functions
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